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Did you really just do an internet search for the best sex club in Nottingham? You filthy bird! Nah, we are not going to judge you -- after all, look at what kind of site you are on. Instead, we are going to embrace you, and tell you all about all the good things that there are to enjoy in the land of sex clubs and sex events in your very own home city of Nottingham -- or Naughtyham as absolutely nobody calls it. They should, though! Remember that you saw it here first! So with no further ado, apart from another paragraph saying more or less the same thing as this one, and then an arbitrary history of the sex scene in Nottingham (the like of which you will find NOWHERE ELSE on the internet), and lastly a section on when to go out, which even the most careful reader will almost certainly find of no use whatsoever, let us plunge ourselves feet first into the wild waters of sex cruising and instant hookups that awaits you further down this page.

It's happy time in the land of sex club guides to great sex clubs, sex party places, and other sex events in Nottingham, so grab a pen, grab your GPS, grab yourself, grab some clothes, and run screeching out of the door in search of a willing participant in your favorite brand of wickedness! But before we start telling you where you can go to get your sticky fingers on some prime booty, you have to read some history stuff. Okay, you don't have to -- if you have the finger dexterity to manipulate this page then you could conceivably skip the next couple of sections, making them almost entirely pointless. In fact, they would be entirely pointless had someone not been paid to write them (us). Now read on! Or don't. But if you scroll down you WILL find some sex clubs and stuff -- you know, the things you were looking for.

Lots of sex club historians like to blame the Industrial Revolution, the textile industry, and ultimately lace manufacture for the rise of underground sex clubs in Nottingham, but in fact the main reason why sex clubs began to gain such popularity at the end of the Victorian era was because people like to boink. Sure, Nottingham folk had been boinking a long time before the spontaneous appearance of the sex club scene, but frankly they had been doing it wrong. You just have to look at some of the modern generations of old and established Nottingham families to realize this -- they have faces like shoes.

Slum rioters in the early 1800s had already called for an expansion of the sex party circuit, citing the Duke of Newcastle's fierce rebuttal of the Reform Act signed in 1832. This led in a rather obscure fashion to the creation of the Raleigh Bicycle Company, and Boots the Chemist. Both places sell things made of rubber, which may be why the popularity of these two institutions really took off at this time. Until now, the only sex clubs that people had been aware of were the truncheons that coppers used when chasing ladies of the night. Now, residents could enjoy the safety and anonymity of such kinky cat holes as the Mermaid's Castle, a notorious strip club famous for putting unruly men in stocks on stage and treating to them to the staff bear (in the "large hairy gay man" sense of the word, as opposed to the Paddington variety), and Knockers, a burger and boob joint not unlike today's Wendy's. But soon even the folk who lived out in the sticks could enjoy the same pleasantries, as the horse drawn tramcars and the Great Central Railway began to bring muddied bumpkins in to the city from 1899 onwards.

These days, there are still just as many bumpkins in the city, but the number of sex clubs has massively increased from about ten, to just over ten. You can see some of the best of these below, in our Top Ten list of sex clubs in Nottingham.

Friday nights are very popular in Nottingham, and the reason behind this has a lot to do with the fact that just as many people are beginning a weekend of debauchery, many others are just finishing a whole week of the same, AKA retail and business admin. Office workers and artisans of every hue and creed finish their work week on a Friday, and so many of these hard working folk like to knock off work and go look at some knockers that aren't attached to their wives. The weekend is generally quite busy for sex clubs, but if you want to bang some old folk you can really go out any time of the week because they've all retired. Nothing wrong with a bit o' granny, as people from our village used to say. Well, we say people -- really, it was just our neighbour's nan, rest her soul. Now, without further undo, please attach your life vest, strap yourself on, and lean back until you can grab your own ankles, as we delve further into the sex club scene of Nottingham than perhaps anybody should have.

If you want a good time in this city (by which we mean that you want to get laid), then you may be able to find some assistance at one of the venues below. Now, we have not listed any kind of paid services because that is not the nature of the sex club scene, but do bear in mind that many of these places will ask you to pay a cover, and at some you will be expected to cough up for a two drink minimum. Then there are private dances at some of the venues below -- these are working girls, so tip them generously and never, ever haggle. Good luck to you on your quest for sexy fun times.

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