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Best Sex Clubs In London

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History Of The Sex Club Scene In London

You may or not believe it, but the early days of London, or Londinium as it was known to some, was pretty much nothing *but* a sex club. From its start as a riverside settlement to its beginnings as a top destination to outlying pagan countryfolk, and through its resurgence as a Roman stronghold and beyond into the Middle Ages and further into the Victorian era, and past that into the modern age, London has always been a melting pot of heady sexuality, copulation, orgies, and on the sly wickedness. What makes it any different today? Well, the modern era of sex clubs, sex parties, sex events, and bath houses really started in the mid 60s, when baby boomers finally got out into the world and decided that responsibility was something for other people. Obscure musical acts such as the "Beatles" and the lesser known "Rolling Stones" helped to make London more famous that perhaps it should have been, as a scene known for its swinging ways took off.

The 80s saw new wave and punk blaze a trail for London, and sex clubs erupted in its wake. Places with names like Blow Strummers and JiggyPop soon made names for themselves (those names, respectively), and the lovely folk from around the world who no longer felt the iron heel of the Empire on their backs turned up at the heart of their former masters turned up to get jobs in shops and restaurants. Jamaicans, Indians, Bangladeshis, Pakistanis and the like were now part of the bubbling sex club scene, and they loved it. But don't forget the Oirish -- between the 70s and 90s, bombs went off across London, as Northern Ireland sought to blow the heck out of people. This did not stop the sex clubs from operating though -- oh no. If anything, all that death was somehow life affirming, and indeed at least a few people have such plucky sex clubs to thank for their dubious parentage. Only New York City and Tokyo have such worldwide status as sex club hot spots, with possibly Toronto, Miami, Sydney, Johannesburg, and Bognor Regis coming close.

Best Times To Go Out And Days To Go Out

Though there are potentially right times to go out, there are also wrong times to go out -- basically, the wrong time to go out is when you don't feel like it. Conversely, the right time to go out is when you *do* feel like it. to quote the famous song, "I know when to go out; I know when to stay in," the real thing here is comfort zones. Are you in a comfort zone? Enter your zip code to find out... Stick to office hours for bath clubs and sauna houses, and hit up the sex party scene as per their websites. Go dogging whenever you can find a meet. London is one of those places that never sleeps -- or if it does, it sleeps with one eye open, snoring, on the couch, a half empty beer bottle balanced on its bulbous belly, clutching a traffic cone and wearing a police helmet. Happy sex clubbing, London people!

Sex Clubs In London: Directory

Here they are -- the top sex clubs, sex parties, sex events, bath houses, and other related sexy fun time spots that will have your nipples twisting and your back buns a-toasting. If you thought it couldn't get any better than this, it doesn't. If you didn't -- you are in for a treat! From tah tah bars to wife swapping lounges, London has a taste of the sinful for every set of lips you possess. Now lie back, sit down, stand up and begin to enjoy the easysex.com guide to sex clubs and other kinky hoodoo bidniss in the London area TONIGHT.

Sophisti Cats

Type

Strip club

Space

Intimate but upscale strip club

Crowd

College to middle aged

Address

28 Marylebone Ln, Marylebone, London W1U 2DR, UK

Website

Sophisti Cats

Any Notes

Some paid parking can be found near to the venue

Brief Description

A nice upscale strip club that is worth every penny, this place will get you in the mood for seeing more, more, more! These are the Sophisti Cates, and they want YOU to know that they mean bizniss -- the sexy time bizniss! Will you get a sweet finish, or a happy ending? Will you be indulged in a private dance paradise? The answer is -- maybe! Check the website if you want the full low down, or even better give them a tinkle on the old blower and see what their game is, son! Either way, this place is one of the very best in the capital, which is why it is right here at the start of our list of all the best places to go to get your jollies in the Big Smoke.

Dogging in London

Type

Dogging vehicle hook ups

Space

Various mobile locations in cars

Crowd

18 and up

Address

Various locations

Website

Dogging in London

Any Notes

Many city locations and areas

Brief Description

To dog, or not to dog -- what is your position? The fact is that dogging is very, very popular in the UK, and there is a good reason for this. In fact, there are a few. First of all, it costs nothing (unless you count the cost of petrol, upkeep of the car, driver's insurance... ok, way to kill a boner, soz). Second of all, the people you meet are all just as horny as you are, if not more or less so. Thirdly of all, if you own a car yourself you get to pick and choose where the next meet happens. This can also mean that you have some control over the kinds of folk that you end up dogging around with in the back seat or boot or on the hood of your precious Mazda or beloved Fiat. Park up outside a housing estate and you will get the young mums and lusty grannies that like a bit of rough. Go to the country for a bit of posh skirt or a stable boy who knows how to seriously poke your hay.

Platinum Lace Bar & Gentlemen's Club

Type

Gents club

Space

Large upscale gents club

Crowd

All ages 18 and up

Address

13 Coventry St, London W1D 7DH, UK

Website

Platinum Lace Bar & Gentlemen's Club

Any Notes

Open from 6 pm to 3 am most nights

Brief Description

One of the very best of the capital strip clubs that is sure to give you what you wanted. While we have to admit that platinum lace does not sound like the most comfy of clothing materials, it does denote how fancy this place is -- it's platinum level fancy -- and lace, well, it goes without saying that the girls here will be wearing plenty of it. Or not very much of it, if we are being really accurate. This is a place for gents though, so make sure that you act like one here. Be respectful, tip well, and do not presume that you are God's gift to women.

Sunset Strip

Type

Strip bar

Space

Well maintained strip club

Crowd

All ages 18 and up

Address

30 Dean St, Soho, London W1D 3RZ, UK

Website

Sunset Strip

Any Notes

Closed some days so check the website

Brief Description

Want a fine strip bar that will give you a happy ending to your night? You may not have to look any further than this place which will get your pulse racing and your face smiling. Sunset Strip makes it sound like a place in Los Angeles, and while the girls here are certainly of that calibre, the name really means that it will be sunset when you see the strip show. It is right in the heart of Soho, and if you don't know what that means, then look it up. There are two Sohos, though, so be sure that you look up the London one. As the saying goes, "Soho? So what?" Well, this is what.

Swingers Retreat

Type

Adult only club

Space

Medium sized adult club

Crowd

College to middle aged and beyond

Address

34, 67-68 Hatton Garden, London EC1N 8JY, UK

Website

Swingers Retreat

Any Notes

Open 24 hours

Brief Description

We like it firm and fruity is the motto of this always open and always welcoming retreat that caters for those with a very specific but also very common kink. Want to watch someone diddle your wife? Want to see her moan and groan in a way she never does with you? This is the place to go if you want that very special kind of torture. Want the image of your husband balls deep in another woman seared onto your retinas? Come here and prepare to have your marriage stretched wider than a... well, a hopefully stretchy thing.

The Mayfair Club

Type

Adult club

Space

Club with stage and terrace

Crowd

College to middle aged and up

Address

49-50 Dover St, Mayfair, London W1S 4NY, UK

Website

The Mayfair Club

Any Notes

Closed some days, so checking ahead is a must

Brief Description

Not a sex club per se, but definitely somewhere you may be in luck if you are looking for a happy end to your night out, alone or with pals. Mayfair is high class, so put on your best dancing shoes and make sure you wear fresh pants, because you are going to be rubbing shoulders (and maybe other body parts) with the very best that the capital has to offer a lucky fella like you. Of course, if you are not a fella, that is fine too; the changing rooms are round the back, love. Help yourself to the pasties.

Spearmint Rhino London

Type

Adult club

Space

Famous adult bar and club

Crowd

All ages 18 and upwards

Address

161 Tottenham Court Rd, Bloomsbury, London W1T 7NN, UK

Website

Spearmint Rhino London

Any Notes

Open 6 pm to 2 am most days; some free parking can be found near the venue

Brief Description

From the Chocolate Men Fantasy Bus, to the Chocolate Men London Show, with all the girls and more you could possibly want, there is a reason why the Spearmint Rhino has the great rep that it enjoys in the area and indeed the world. This place is on every gent's list of places to go in the city if they are looking for something a little steamy. If you have never heard of the Spearmint Rhino, then you have obviously never been here and spent an entire week's wages on the high class ladies that this very popular club keeps in their employ.

Stringfellows

Type

Adult entertainment club

Space

Large and well kept club

Crowd

All ages through college and up typically

Address

16-19 Upper St Martin's Ln, London WC2H 9EF, UK

Website

Stringfellows

Any Notes

Paid parking can be found near the club

Brief Description

Super famous through London and the UK, Stringfellows is one of the best places to go in the nation's capital if you want a really hot time and you are feeling super horny. Just be sure to remember that there is a strict dress code, you have to pay cover, and the drinks are going to be fairly dear -- plus there is probably still a two drink minimum, but the website would be the best place to check things like that out. What are the girls like, and are they worth your money? Yes, and yes, are the answers to that question.

Torture Garden

Type

Sex club

Space

Fetish sex club

Crowd

Young adults and older; 18 plus

Address

111 Cremer Business Centre, 37 Cremer Street, London, E2 8HD, United Kingdom

Website

Torture Garden

Any Notes

Paid parking near the venue

Brief Description

A full on fetish sex dungeon like no other, London does not disappoint when it comes to BDSM and fetish gear nights out. Whips? Check. Chains? Check. Sex? Check. You have come to right place if you like your BDSM hard and hot and don't care who hears you scream while you cream. This is the number one place to go if you like to get tied up, chain, pinched, whipped, spanked, choked and done as hard as it is humanly possible, so grab yourself a paddle and join in the smutty fun with a skilled master or sub. You are going to have the time of your life if you come to this very popular sex club, either alone or with a partner. This place has all the bits and bobs that you will need, including straps, harnesses, paddles, cuffs and the like, but do feel free to bring your own so that you and a partner, or a stranger, or a combination of both or one or the other can have some screaming good orgasmic fun.

Find The Best Sex Clubs In The UK At EasySex

Okay folks, it is time to say bon voyage to our sex clubs guide to the cultural capital of the UK! We wish you all the best in finding somewhere banging and truly filthy as you peruse the places on our sex clubs and sex events guide to hooking up in lucky old London! EasySex is the primo free online sex hookup spot suggestions source, and that is because we are bent on finding YOU the best sex spots to go and do the dirty in UK cities TONIGHT or some time soon. Did you land yourself somewhere hot and thrilling where got some love? Lucky you! Bookmark this page NOW so that you can scamper back to us again some day soon, over at easysex.com

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