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Broad City Tuesday 7am Classic Vibrator Review

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INTRODUCTION

I'm a huge fan of Broad City, so when I found out there was a line of Broad City sex toys, you know your girl had to get some more information. I read a sex toy review of the Broad City Tuesday 7am Classic Waterproof Vibrator, and almost as soon as I finished reading, ordered it.

I picked the Broad City Tuesday 7AM because it's the line's budget toy, and not unlike Abby and Ilana, I've got New York rent to pay, so need to be as frugal as possible. So while I may not have an unlimited amount of money to spend on toys for my girl, I get the best sex toys that I can afford.

I was immediately impressed by the fun Broad City packaging that my new vibrator came in, and even cut out the cute picture of Abby and Ilana to tape to my monitor at work.

I had to go out and buy a pair of AA batteries before I could use my new vibrator (I wish the sex toy reviews that I'd read had mentioned that), but once I did, we were off to the races. The 7 inches long shaft of the toy is smooth, a fun bright turquoise color, with a really nice rounded tip for focused clitoral stimulation. Even though the motor controls are extremely simple to use, there's a beauty to its simplicity, which is one of the biggest reasons I'm happy with my purchase.

ABOUT

The Broad City Tuesday 7am Classic Waterproof Vibrator is a very straight forward and simple vibrator, released under the banner of "Some High Class Sh*t Collection" from Comedy Central's popular comedy show, Broad City. It's called the Tuesday 7 AM Classic because it's so easy to use that you can just grab it in the morning, and turn it on without even opening your eyes if you're still not ready to wake up. To turn it on, you just twist its base, almost like it was a stereo's volume knob. Turn it a little bit if you want a gentle vibration, and turn it all the way if you want to crank things up and really get your day off to a good start!





It's a smooth as silk ABS plastic vibrator that isn't trying to impress anyone but your vagina, so don't expect it to look fancy (unless you think that a bright turquoise vibrator that says "TUESDAY 7AM" is fancy). This is a bit of a punk rock vibrator. Fast and simple. 1 vibration setting on a fader (the vibrator equivalent of 3 chords) and an attitude.





At about 7 inches long, you should be able to hit your g-spot with little effort, unless it's on account of you still not being awake in the morning. If you sleep through your alarm and don't have time to hit snooze, the Tuesday 7 AM is also waterproof, so you can take it into the shower with you.

FEATURES & SPECS

-Easy to operate twist base motor mechanism

-Rounded and tapered vibrator tip allows for precise stimulation on your clitoris, anus, nipples, etc

-Made from laboratory tested 100% body safe ABS plastic

-Single vibration setting can be adjusted with a multi-speed fader control which adjusts the strength of your vibrations during sex play

-Fully waterproof, so you can take it in the bathtub, shower, swimming pool, or jacuzzi (solo or with your partner)

-Powered by 2 AA batteries (batteries not included

-Measurements: 7 inches long (6.5 inches insertable), 3.5 inch circumference, and 1 inch wide

-A very powerful motor for a vibrator of its size

-Its plastic is very smooth and easy to clean after use

-Classic fit works with body types of all kinds

-Battery life varies base on the brand of batteries used, and the vibration level used by owner

-Medium-sized can be transported in large purses and overnight bags




100 percent latex free

-A great choice for a vibrator novice




-Completely phthalate free

-Light weight for fun and effortless enjoyment, no matter what time of day it is, or if you've had your morning coffee yet

-Comes in turquoise with fuchsia branding ("TUESDAY 7 AM") along the side




-Fun design and brand association will help convince hesitant partners to try the vibrator out

-Recyclable cardboard packaging (with non-recyclable plastic bubble)




-No instruction or safety manual included




-No warranty

The Product:

Broad City Tuesday 7AM

We a sex toy review of the Broad City Tuesday 7am Classic Waterproof Vibrator on Easysex.com. This will be a fan favourite!
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CONCLUSION

What can I say? The sex toy review gods at EasySex.com didn't let me down, and I'm incredibly happy to have added this magical and fun classic vibrator to my collection. It's the perfect vibrator for me when I'm just looking for a quick and simple masturbation session.





The team who designed it should be very proud of how they made such a simple workhorse of a vibrator as appealing and easy to use as they have. I have a feeling that because of its great packaging, branding, and price point, there are going to be a lot of young women out there who might have been hesitant to buy their first vibrator, taking the plunge because of it. Because if it's good enough for Abby and Ilana, you know it's good enough for all of the members of the YAS KWEEN! Broad City Fan Club.





Come one, come all (pun intended)! This is the simple, fun, and easy to use classic vibrator that you've been looking for all your life. Even seasoned sex toy pros should pick themselves up one of these bad boys, because it's almost like a form of vibrator comfort food.

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Pros

  • Right off the bat, I was impressed by how fun and simple the packaging was. A lot of vibrators I've purchased come in fancy boxes, that I know adds to the price. The fun and simple packaging is reminiscent of an action figure. Only this is a toy that I actually want to play with.

  • The simple design might not be as much of a plus for men and women looking for a centrepiece to their sex toy collection, but it’s clean and simply designed, and the way that the on/off and vibration intensity control is designed is so simple that it's almost genius. Designing a vibrator that you can use first thing in the morning without turning the lights on, or even opening your eyes is the perfect toy for someone like me who loves to start their day off with a little time with my toys (no matter how hungover I may be).

    



  • The battery length seems to be quite good so far. I purchased a name brand package of batteries, knowing that dollar store batteries are typically short-lived, and my new toy has been vibing like a horny little bunny ever since, without any signs of slowing down yet!

    



  • The Tuesday 7 AM vibrator being waterproof is another huge pro for me, as well as how easy it is to clean and dry off after using it (no mater where it's been).

    



  • Its price is probably going to be one of the biggest pros for women like me who're looking to have a little fun without breaking the bank.

Cons

  • As much as I have loved using this vibrator so far, the biggest problem I have with it is the sound it makes. No, it doesn't have a Broad City sound chip in it that plays hilarious quotes from Abby and Ilana (but Broad City sex toy designers, I want some royalties if you ever do do that idea!!). The sound that it makes is just that of a simple vibrator motor; and a loud one at that. I like to use my 7 AM first thing in the morning, just the way its name suggests it be used, so while I'm waking up, the noise of the motor actually has prevented me from dozing off, which is an added bonus that I didn't expect from it. But one time my roommate banged on my door, thinking that the sound was my alarm clock vibrating on my bedside table, which woke her up from the next room. I think she had been out all night, so was just getting to bed, so it's not that bad! I've used it multiple times since I got it, and that was the only time she heard anything.

  • Another thing that I really wish I'd known in advance was that the Tuesday 7am Classic doesn't come with batteries. Most vibrators that I've purchased in the past have either come packaged with batteries, or has internal batteries that can be recharged with a USB cable (which is also usually included). It's not a big deal. Just something that irked me personally.

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