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Broad City Precious Package Love Egg Review

Item: Broad City Precious Package Love Egg Review
Rating: 8
Author: Easy Sex

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INTRODUCTION

I was home sick from work on the day that my Broad City Precious Package Love Egg Vibrator came in the mail. When the mailman rang the doorbell, I almost didn't answer it. But then I remembered that I was expecting this package. The sex toy review of the Broad City Precious Package Love Egg Vibrator that I read online convinced me that I needed this vibrator in my hand ASAP, so I had paid for the express shipping (something I hardly ever do!).

Even though I wasn't feeling well, there aren't many days that I feel too sick to masturbate. So I took the batteries out of another one of my toys and loaded up my new Broad City sex toy. There aren't many TV shows that I'd buy a sex toy from (maybe Buffy the Vampire Slayer), but the babes of Broad City are definitely two of my biggest celebrity crushes, so to buy a sex toy that puts a little bit of money into their pockets was something I did happily.

I was using my new love egg solo, so I didn't bother unwinding the twist tie around its long cord that's meant to allow couples to use it from opposite sides of the room, I'm guessing, and after warming up a bit, was in a quick groove with my new toy. Its bright pink coloring and hard ABS shell were just what I needed that day. That I didn't have to throw away too much packaging before getting down to business was another plus.

ABOUT

The sex toy collection that the Broad City Precious Package Love Egg Vibrator is a part of is named after a Broad City quote (the Some High Class Sh*t Collection), which super fans of the show will surely recognize. The modestly priced collection of sex toys for hilarious feminists is being well reviewed on sex toy review sites everywhere, so it wasn't too big a surprise how well-made and designed the Precious Package love egg was.

The wired controller fit in my hand just about as well as the love egg fit in my vagina, so it was a fun and easy experience to try out all of the different vibration settings in different orders, at different length intervals, and so on. I forgot that I had to buy more lube, but after a few minutes of playing with the love egg on my clit, I didn't even need lube to put the egg inside myself for some internal vibration fun. I combined it with another egg toy in my sex toy collection, and I was biting my pillow so much faster than I had with other similar egg toys. I almost screamed "yas kween" uncontrollably, but I caught myself right before I did, and yelled out a "fucking hell" instead.

You might not think that 4 vibration settings is going to be enough, but as someone who doubted it herself, let me assure you that the 4 speeds did a wonderful job of making me have multiple orgasms.

FEATURES & SPECS

-Incredible design for both inner and outer stimulation

-Powered by 2 AA batteries (batteries not included)

-The extra long cord on the Precious Package Love Egg Vibrator's wired controller lets you adjust the vibration settings from either near or far, if you want to use with a partner

-Simple remote control style control allows anyone from sex toy experts to absolute beginners have fun using the controller

-Select between the 4 different mind-blowing orgasm-causing vibration settings that best suit your level of sensitivity depending on how and where you're using the egg

-Measurements: 3 inch insertable length, 3.5 inch circumference

-A surprisingly strong motor for an egg vibrator

-Made from body-safe ABS plastic

-Extremely smooth and pleasant for external and internal use (with or without lube)

-Waterproof, so suitable for bathtub, shower and pool play

-Battery life is dependent on the brand of batteries purchased

-Extremely compact and transportable, so you can pack it in your purse for when you'r looking to hookup at a club or bar, or when going through customs on vacation

100 percent latex free

Escalating vibration setting allow for single button speed change during solo or couple play

-Completely phthalate free

-Meant for vaginal use only (do not insert anally)

-Firm construction that allows for much more intense vibrations than a more flexible vibrator

-Online tutorial video available on company's website, so no need for an extensive printed instruction manual

-Comes in hot pink love egg, with black wired control box with pink LEDs to keep track of your vibration settings whether the lights are on or off

The Product:

Broad City Precious Package Love Egg Vibrator

The sex toy review of the Broad City Precious Package Love Egg Vibrator that I read on Easysex.com convinced me that I needed this vibrator in my hand ASAP.

CONCLUSION

I'm a lesbian, and don't love a big dick-shaped vibrator inside me, so I'm so thankful that my beloved Abby and Ilana made sure to make some sex toys in their line that aren't phallic, and can be enjoyed by other women like me. One day I hope that I can thank them personally for the tremendous orgasms that I've already had in the few days that I've owned their Broad City Precious Package Love Egg, and all of the orgasms I'm sure to have in the future.

I know that moving forward, I'm going to go straight to EasySex.com for any sex toy reviews that I need, because this was one of the best recommendations I've ever had. All of my friends seem to want to recommend movies or the latest album by their favorite rapper to me, but even though some of them have turned out to be good reccos, this is the best recommendation I've ever received. A Cardi B single may be fun to dance to, but it's not making me cum. And maybe it's just because I haven't gotten laid in a while, but for the next few months, I'm going to be spending more time at home with my Precious Package Love Egg than I am going out to eat popcorn and watch dumb horror movies with my friends.

I encourage everyone looking for a love egg vibrator to order themselves one of these magical eggs. I've been having so much fun with it, I just might let loose completely next time I masturbate, and let that "yas kween!" out loud enough for all my neighbors to hear.

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Pros

There are so many pros to this wonderful little love egg. First off, the size and shape of it are just perfect. The egg does a fantastic job making sure my clit gets all the vibrations that it can handle when I'm using it externally, and when I put it inside myself, it slides in almost effortlessly while still giving me a good feeling. Pulling it out provided you're wet is just as easy, so make sure you have some lube handy just in case you're playing when a little drunk and dehydrated.
  
The long cord is a great feature that I'm definitely going to enjoy with a partner one day. I'm not into BDSM, but a little bit of submissiveness in the way of giving someone control of my love egg is something I'm definitely into.
  
Though there aren't that many different power settings, if you're creative enough with it, you'll still have a great time.
 
The colors and design of the Broad City Precious Package is a really fun style that usually would come off as tacky, but it's very on brand for the style of the show, and I liked it for that reason.
  
Even though most eggs are, this one is no exception. You don't have to dread doing your sex toy dishes after using it, so each sex and masturbation session can be a care-free joy.
Fun and easy to open packaging is something that I really love with a sex toy, and the Broad City sex toy line has that in spades.

Cons

I love this little love egg so much, I hate to say anything bad about it. It wouldn't be a fair and honest review if I didn't try to come up with a couple of bad things to say about it though. After all, even when you're in a loving relationship, there's always something that your partner does that annoys you a little bit, isn't there?
  
Even though I listed it as a pro, the long cord that the controller is attached to is a bit of a nuisance when you're using it by yourself. I simply left the twist tie on it, but having to ravel it all up and then tie it up after I use it with a partner is going to be a pain, and I probably won't even do it, so I can picture myself masturbating with a long cable getting twisted between my toes as I play with the love egg.
Another thing that I listed as a pro, is the limited number of vibration settings n the Precious Package love egg. And while I enjoyed the experimentation to find the variations and sequences that drive me wild, I can see a less experienced sex toy user becoming frustrated and not bothering to put in the work to fully enjoy the toy to its fullest extent. Especially since it's a wired control box, they surely could have addd another one or two power settings.
  
The fact that batteries aren't included is a bit of a downside as well.