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2001 Nude Odyssey Tampa Sex Club Review

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INTRODUCTION:

Last week, I happened to come to 2001 Nude Odyssey for a bachelorette party with a group of 5 girls, and it was fun. It was kind of our last option since we'd booked late, so it was the only choice we had left. We didn't really check out the website much, but just drove up and parked. Thank God for the sensible parking here. When we got in, we weren't checked too hard. There was a small fee to pay at the door, and then we were in. The party was already in full motion, and the dance floor was already on fire. A staffer here called Justin came and guided us to our booth, which we'd booked earlier. From there on, it was fun and more fun. The strippers came on, and we were initially scared because they were fully nude. But that's what we'd paid for, so we cooled down and had the fun of our lives. Thankfully, there was enough noise already, so we didn't really have anyone telling us to shut up. But we made lots of noise and had lots of fun. The strippers here must be the gold standard. Kind and pretty and goddesses on the poles too. I managed to get a sneak peek at the starship at the top of the building in the beginning, and when one stripper told us she could take one of us inside it for a private dance, we were thrilled. We paid for the soon-to-be bride to get the lap dance, and she was taken up. She came back smiling and whispered to me that 'she was wet'.

ABOUT:

The 2001 Nude Odyssey has been running for the past decade and then some, and during that time, it has grown to become Tampa's premier night club for gentlemen looking for legit adult fun featuring fully nude strippers. Located at 2309 on Dale Mabry Highway, 2001 Nude Odyssey is also known for its 2001 starship structure at the top of the club building, which has been drawing visitors from around the world for years. 2001 Nude Odyssey is best known for its strippers, who not only dance nude but are also chosen for their prettiness and sexy body. Coming here means you'll get lapped by a super sexy babe with tits for days and an ass you'll dream of after. The club has been listed as one of the Seven Wonders of Tampa, which is befitting of a club that promises such pleasure. The club is popular among Tampa residents and visitors from everywhere for its no membership rule and its low entry fees, which explains why it is a popular for birthday parties and stag parties and the like. The club sells no alcohol, on site as per state rules, and also has a series of simple rules for patrons. 2001 Nude Odyssey's parties are known for getting wilder as the night progresses, hence the Non-Stop Sundays and Wristband Wednesdays Party themes, where revellers can come in from other parties all over town and complete the night from here. Close by to the club, 2001 Nude Odyssey offers special VIP rooms for some action, plus Champagne rooms and Ultra Lounges, where patrons dictate their private moments with strippers/entertainers.

FEATURES:

There are lots of things to like about 2001 Nude Odyssey, especially its many features. 2001 Nude Odyssey's features make it stand out from the Tampa sex clubs, especially because of their quality and usefulness.

1. Club is open every day from Sunday to Sunday, between noon and 4am (or 5am on some days)

2. Strippers dance fully nude

3. Private dances allowed-

4. No alcohol sold on the premises

5. VIP section available

6. Only 18 and over allowed

7. Wide dance floor available

8. Stage available for strippers

9. Sexy strippers always available; over 300 girls already registered to dance at the club

10. World famous starship landmark available for all to see (and to visit, if you need a private dance)

11. VIP Sky Boxes available

12. Champagne rooms available

13. Ultra lounge available; you control all the action in the Ultra Lounge

14. Bathroom amenities available and well maintained

15. Parking available-ID required on entry

16. Dress code in place; jerseys, bandanas, do-rags, sweats among clothes not allowed in the club

17. Entry fee of $5 before 7pm; it becomes $20 after 7pm

18. Ladies entrance fee is $10 from 7pm until 3am

19. Blue ambient interior lighting sets the mood for sexy thoughts

20. Bachelor Party birthday special available; best man, bachelor or birthday boy all get in for free always

21. Theme parties every day of the week, including Non-Stop Sundays, Local Mondays, Overtime Tuesdays, Wristband Wednesdays and more

22. Daily discounts available during the week, such as Half Price via the Afternoon Delight program

23. A no cover offers every afternoon of the week

24. Requires a wristband from your other venue to allowed you into some deep night programs

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CONCLUSION:

I loved my time inside 2001 Nude Odyssey and I am sure I will be back. In that one night, I learnt that a club is as fun as you make it and that not all strippers are tired, ugly bitches high on cocaine. It's just super helpful that 2001 Nude Odyssey is in a safe part of town, so there was no clutching onto handbags for me when I was going home. I also can't help remembering the warm, fun vibe inside the club the whole time, mostly coming from the many people that had checked in that day. 2001 Nude Odyssey might appear made for men, because of the strippers, but it's also cool for girls and couples too. It's also good for couples that love swinging, even though it is not a swinger establishment. People here seem free, so you'll most likely get lucky before the night is out. This is the place you recommend when someone asks you for a Tampa sex club where the party never stops until late. This is also the place to recommend when someone wants fully nude strippers within a legal setting, and the option of private dances with some of the thickest, wettest dames on the poles in this city. This is the place I'd recommend immediately off the tip of my fingers to anyone looking for a cool, laid back and sexual venue for a bachelorette party, if only for the ease of booking. Just remember to carry your own booze and an ID.

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Pros
  • After my experience that one night I visited 2001 Nude Odyssey, I haven't had a chance to get back. But I do remember everything that made it tick for me, everything that made me want to go back the very next day. For starters, I think this venue is really the ideal setting for a bachelorette/bachelor party, mainly because of all the space, the clean amenities, the music and that wide dance floor. Your crew won't be whining about anything after they settle in. I was happy when I found that they gave security a bit of attention by checking at entrance, even though it wasn't good enough. That they have private rooms is really good in case you feel like a quickie, and the rooms aren't too expensive. Speaking of expensive, it's such a relief that the entrance fee isn't too high like that of some other Tampa sex clubs I know. As regards the toilets, I liked how clean the place was, even at midnight. I've been to really good clubs and the toilets weren't this clean. I have to commend the strippers for making our night here a revelation. Who knew watching fully nude girls sliding on poles would be this fun? And they were all so pretty! Our party group got all it wanted in a venue, including safe parking and a VIP booth. The latter we got surprisingly easy for a club this busy, and just by calling up the number we found on the website. Justin catered to us and made sure we were okay until we left.

Cons
  • The only few things I hated about 2001 Nude Odyssey were actually fewer than I'd imagined. One was that we had to come in with our own alcohol, because they don't sell alcohol in this venue because of its nature. I didn't know this before I came in with the group, and so I had to go out and procure some for us about a few blocks away, which sucked. But I suppose that's my fault. I should have checked the website properly or called to confirm. I also had a few issues with the bathrooms, which when not filled with sounds of someone getting a BJ (this is usual stuff for a club so am not complaining) were unusually dirty, way before 1 am. It was like they hadn't been cleaned earlier yet they had. There was also loads of women in there at once, which sucked. I also didn't see any sort of etiquette rules anywhere while in the club, which left me with questions regarding what's allowed to do with the strippers and what's not. Can we touch their tits? Can we spank them? You can't know. But they're dancing nude, so the temptation is going to be there. It's cool that they have other club rules on the website, but that's not enough. I also loved the 18+ rule, but there weren't that many young girls in the place like I'd imagined. As a lesbian women that's attracted to younger women, that was a major blow. One other bit: the club felt a bit too dark in some corners. Also, the parking was kinda small, but what can we do?

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