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Sands Showgirls Seattle Strip Club Review

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INTRODUCTION:

There are a lot of strip club options in Seattle. In fact, it can be super overwhelming at times. So just how do are you supposed to figure out where you want to go? Well, that of course depends on what kind of strip club you are interested in. There are a lot of different kinds of strip clubs out there and Seattle is a city that is blessed with a lot of good ones. Each one has a totally different vibe so there are really only two good ways to figure out which one is right for you. The first option would be to go and visit each and every one of these strip clubs. Sure, it would be possible but it would take a long time and even if you loved strip clubs I bet by the end of it you would be tired of them. So the second option is to read reviews like this one on EasySex.com. At least that way you can narrow down your choices and know which are the best ones to visit.

And that's exactly why I wanted to write this review of Sands Showgirls. After my first wild visit there I knew it was a strip club that deserved to be visited. After all, it has everything you could want in a strip club: hot girls. I mean, what else could you want in a strip club? Okay, okay, sure there are other things to but the most important thing is having incredibly sexy and seductive strippers. Read on to find out what else I love about this strip club.

ABOUT:

Sands Showgirls is located in northern Seattle, specifically in a neighborhood called Ballard. If you are driving it's a 10 minute drive from nearly everywhere in Seattle and it is also super accessible via transit. The outside of the strip club isn't much to look at but that's okay because all of the good stuff is inside. The strip club interior is clean and updated, with plenty of red velvet and low reddish mood lighting. While it is definitely modern, the whole vibe of the strip club is definitely a throw back to the clubs of yesteryear. All of the tables and booths surround a large main stage with multiple strip poles. Nearly all of the action takes place on the main stage, however guests can book lap dances in either the main room or a private room. The private rooms can be rented by the hour. Sands Showgirls is open seven days a week and no matter what time of day you go there are always hot dancers on stage. One of the best things about the club is that there is no admission charge. However you are required to purchase at least two drinks. This isn't really a big deal at all though because the drinks are really tasty, albeit they are non-alcoholic. For alcoholic drinks you need to go next door. I also recommend grabbing a seat up close to the main stage. That way you can be close to all the action.

FEATURES:

- Located in the northern part of Seattle, only a ten minute drive from the city center or about thirty minutes via transit.

- There is a large parking lot on site that is free for visitors. The parking lot is monitored by security so you never have to worry about your car being there for long periods of time.

- There is no cover charge or admission charges however a two drink minimum is required.

- You can find a snack and cigarette machine on site that take cash only. Never ask the bartender for change unless you're planning on getting a drink too.

- For a full meal and full alcoholic bar menu, there is a bar/restaurant next door. You are free to go back and forth between each one.

- Dancers at this club are fully nude so you'll definitely want to sit as close as possible.

- Women are allowed in this club.

- The club is opened daily from 12PM to 2AM.

- You must be 18 years of age with valid photo ID to enter the club.

- For a lap dance you must pay in advance. You can have a lap dance in the main part of the club or for extra you can have one in the VIP area.

- Try out a private room for an even better experience. They are available to rent for the hour.

- Sign up on the website to receive special offers and news of specials events before anyone else.

Sands Showgirls

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CONCLUSION:

So if you're willing to drive an extra ten minutes out of Seattle and are looking for a classic throwback to how strip clubs used to be, then I can't recommend Sands Showgirls enough. I still remember my first visit there like it was yesterday and I've now been a regular patron for years. Yes, even though there are plenty of strip clubs closer to me, I still like to drive the extra distance to Sands Showgirls. Why? The quality of the entertainment is just that good. I know I will always have a great time at Sands. I also know that what I see is what I get. Sure it isn't overly fancy but it covers all the bases for me: it's clean, it's easy to get to, and the performers are hot. And not only are those performers hot but they're willing to do just about anything in a private room. And when I say anything I really mean ANYTHING. If you every go there, ask for a private dance from Nikki. She will do things to your body with her tongue that you didn't think were possible. The blowjob she gave me, I still think about it. And here's a secret tip from one regular to a newcomer: if you go on an afternoon weekday and the club is really quiet, you can get a lap dance in one of the private rooms with two dancers for the price of one. And two women pleasuring you is always better than one.

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Pros
  • I think the best thing about this strip club is has to be how basic it is. Yeah I know that basic is often used to describe something negative or not that great but in this case I mean it in a positive way. This strip club reminds me of how strip clubs used to be: simple and with no frills. Just sexy naked women grinding on a pole and you sitting back in a plush chair watching all of the action. While I definitely do appreciate the newer strip clubs that try to spice things up and rewrite the book, so to speak, sometimes what it really comes down to is why fix what isn't broken. And even though this club isn't located in the downtown core of Seattle, I don't mind driving to it. It also means there are less tourists around, which I appreciate.

    Another thing I love about this club are the private rooms. Not all strip clubs have private rooms for lap dances and it's nice when they do. You know, because sometimes after watching some strip teases you really need to go and get it on in private with one of the dancers. Now, you're technically paying for a private lap dance but what happens in those rooms stays in those rooms and let me tell you, I've had some wild times in the private rooms at Sands Showgirls! Of course, if a dancer only wants to give you a lap dance she'll let you know and you'll have to respect it. Security is always close by and besides, you don't want to be that jerk.

Cons
  • This is such a minuscule thing, but I wish Sands Showgirls had alcohol and food on site. Well, they do have food technically but it's just a snack machine so it hardly counts. And yes, yes, I know the restaurant is right next door. And having the in-and-out privileges are great, as it means I can come and go with my food and alcohol. All I'm saying is that it would be really nice to not have to go to a separate building to grab a beer and a burger. I realize this is super lazy but I don't mind. Call me lazy! I don't think they'll be changing this anytime soon at the club so you better get used to it like I have.

    Now, while I love how basic this strip club is, that can also have its drawbacks as well. For instance, there aren't a lot of extra perks like packages or theme nights or special events. They do have a few promotions that go on regular, like there is always a discount for service members and Wednesdays are amateur pole nights. I'm thinking more like packages where you could buy drinks, entertainment, and other things rolled into one price. Or themed nights for the dancers. You know, something a little fun and thrilling to spice things up. However, it's only sometimes I wish for this as generally I'm very happy with everything Sands has to offer. That's exactly why I gave it a four out of five.

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