INTRODUCTION:

The tagline for Pandora's Closet strip club is "Work hard, play hard," which I think is a super accurate description. This is one of my top choices when I am looking for a club to hit up after a long day at work. Now, this is an "adult cabaret." What does that mean, you may bewildering? Well, let me explain it to you before we dive further into this review. That way you'll understand exactly what is going on. So, an adult cabaret is essentially like a strip club but with a lot more pizazz. You could even think of it as a an extra sexy strip club with jazz hands". Now, a regular cabaret is sexy enough on its own. It usually involves sensual dancing, corsets, and lace. An adult cabaret takes it one step further and ups the ante with nudity and way more sexual activity. And Pandora's Cabaret is definitely one of the best! They know now to channel that cabaret energy but still kept it raunchy and a major turn on.

My first visit to Pandora's, I didn't quite know what to expect. But it only took a few minutes for me to realize that it would soon become one of my fave after-work destinations. Not only are the performances damn hot and sexy, but the performers are super talented too. Pandora's only hires the best of the best so you know you are in for a top notch show. Read on to read even more of my thoughts about Pandora's Cabaret!

ABOUT:

Pandora's Cabaret is located in north Seattle, just north of the Green Lake District. This means that it is both easy to get to via car and also very accessible via public transit, which is super important because not everybody owns a car of course! The club consists of a main area with a bar and stage for the main show. However, don't expect the show to stick to the stage because the performers definitely interact with members! There are also some smaller rooms available for private shows, but these need to be booked in advance. Pandora's is open seven days a week and no matter what time you walk in, you'll find some sort of show going on. You read right: there is no downtime at Pandora's! The staff are great, the dancers are great, everything is great. In fact, Pandora's is regularly voted one of the best adult clubs in all of Seattle. Pandora's also hosts special events thought out the week and month if you are looking for something a little extra special. I especially love the Hump Day parties they throw on Wednesdays. Drinks are half off! No matter what day of the week you go to Pandora's, it is always busy. Some nights are busier than others and some are so popular that they have to start a line outside! The busy nights are great but I really dig the quiet nights myself. It means more attention from the performers, after all!

FEATURES:

- Easy to get to via car or public transit with plenty of parking available in a private lot.

- Opened seven days a week for all of your cabaret needs: Monday through Saturday hours are 11:00am to 2:30am and Sunday hours are 1:00pm to 2:30am.

- You must be at least 18 years old to enter.

- There are dozens of dancers that rotate on different nights so there is always something new going on, which is really important if you area regular visitor like I am!

- No matter where you sit in the main stage area, you will get a good view of the stage.

- The performers like to interact with guests during the show and you are allowed to interact back as long as you are respectful.

- There are private rooms available, however the must be booked in advance. You can request a specific performer or routine or tell them to surprise you. The policy of the rooms is what happens in the rooms stays in the rooms, but there is always bouncer nearby to ensure the performers stay safe and happy.

- The bar is fully stocked with all the best wines, beers and ciders. The bartenders can also whip up really good drinks. Make sure to try the daily drink special, you won't be disappointed.

-There is a really simple yet delicious food menu available, which is great for when you work up an appetite!

- If you are handsy, rude, or upset any of the staff you will be banned for life. Just be respectful!

CONCLUSION:

For my conclusion to this review, I think it's important to say that Pandora's Cabaret is the perfect place to bring a date or a partner. Now, it may not be fist date material as it is definitely a very raunchy night out - so unless that sounds like the perfect fist date, I would maybe recommend waiting a few until you've gotten to know the other person a bit more. I've taken many a date and lover to Pandora's and not only do they appreciate the performers for the sheer art and spectacle of it all, but the show also turns them on so so much. We can barely keep our hands off each other and usually end up ducking into the bathroom to finish what we start during the show. Seriously, we can't even make it home we get so turned on. Ask me how many times I've had sex in my car in the Pandora's parking lot. Answer: it is a lot! I think strip clubs in general make fine date spots but there is something about Pandora's being a cabaret that makes it sound a little classier and more interesting than a strip club, which is what usually attracts women guests.

So what are you waiting for? Take yourself, or a date or partner, to Pandora's and have yourself a super hot and sultry night out! You seriously won't regret it, trust me.