The Top Seattle Sex Club Reviews From EasySex.com
Listen, it's not easy finding sex clubs in a city. And this goes for whether you are brand new to a city or have lived there your whole life. Now, of course being new it is definitely a little bit harder, but even as a long-time resident of a city it can be shocking how easy it is to be unaware of where all the good adult entertainment is in your city. That is why we here at EasySex.com have started putting together indexes of all of the best sex clubs in any given city. That way tourists and residents alike can find all of the best clubs so they can start living their sexual lives to the fullest.
And this index here is devoted to Seattle. When you think of Seattle you might just think of coffee, but there is so much more to the city than Starbucks, trust us! Seattle is a great city but did you know it is also a kinky city and it has a great selection of sex clubs, bathhouses, strip clubs, and sex events? Well you're about to find out so keep reading!
The Low Down On Sex Clubs
Before we dive right in to the clubs in Seattle, let's back up and take a moment to go over a little bit of sex clubs 101. Now, we're not calling any of our readers stupid or ignorant. While it may seem kind of obvious what a sex club is, let's keep in mind that all of our readers come from a variety of backgrounds and experiences so this could be someone's first experience with learning about sex clubs. And for those readers, or anyone who needs a refresher, we have this to say: a sex club is kind of like how it sounds. It is a space where people come to have sex or engage in a variety of sexual activities. Nearly every major city will have at least one sex club but due to the taboo surrounding sex sometimes they can be challenging to find. There are many different kinds of sex clubs, which we will get into below.
The Different Kinds Of Sex Clubs And What To Expect
Not all sex clubs are the same. And some sex clubs may not even seem like sex clubs at first. In fact, it is accurate to say that "sex club" itself is a pretty broad term for a club where any kind of sexual or sexy activity takes place. And what we mean by this is that no actual sex or intercourse has to happen for something to be considered a sex club. Let's now break it down into the specific kinds of sex clubs:
Sex Clubs
Sex clubs in the sex clubs category? Yes, it's a little bit confusing but try to bear with us! So, a sex club is a generic term to mean all sorts of different kinds of clubs like the ones listed here. It can also be a more specific term used to describe a club where one goes to have sex. These clubs can sometimes also be referred to as swingers clubs or lifestyle clubs. However at those clubs the idea is that you may likely end up switching partners where as at a sex club there is no expectation of that. Sex clubs are usually in very private locations and the people who go to them are often longtime members.
Bathhouses
A bathhouse is like a sex club but with more water and way more gay. And what we mean by that is bathhouses are meant for gay men and the gay community. They often combine things like showers, saunas, jacuzzis, and steam rooms (hence the name bathhouse) with casual sexual encounters. However, many bathhouses act as community hubs for the gay community as they offer a safe space for gay men to hang out and socialize. Along with play rooms for getting naughty, bathhouses almost always have communal lounging areas as well. Plus they always have great events going on!
Strip Clubs
Strip clubs are the kinds of sex clubs where the least amount of sexual activity is happening. And what we mean by that is that on the surface, strip clubs appear to only be for watching stripteases and getting lap dances. However, behind closed doors in the private rooms is where all the fun happens. This is where the raunchy sex occurs. It's a totally different "sex club" kind of vibe, though, as in the main public areas everyone is fully clothed and the audience more or less keeps their hand to themselves. In fact, many people go to strip clubs just to watch and get all horny and never actually indulge in a private room experience.
Sex Events
A sex event is similar to a sex club in that they offer a space for couples and singles to come together for nights of kinky debauchery. However, the difference is that sex events often only happen a few times a month whereas sex clubs are usually open every day. Most sex events only occur a few times a month because they are big ordeals that involve planning. The RSVPs for members is kept at a specific number and a lot of care usually goes into putting a good theme together for the evening. Swingers especially love going to sex events.
So Who Goes To Sex Clubs?
If you've never been to sex clubs before, you may have a narrow or negative view on the kinds of people who go to clubs like this. You may even be wondering to yourself: just who exactly would ever go to a sex club? It must be someone who is into weird sex shit. Well, we're here to tell you that just about anybody and everybody is into sex clubs. Young professionals in their 20s love sex clubs; middle-aged women love sex clubs; elderly couples love sex clubs. In fact, one of the best things about sex clubs is the incredibly diverse groups of people that they attract. After all, pretty much everyone loves sex so it only makes sense they'd all love sex clubs too!
Why Sex Clubs Are So Popular
Sex clubs have been popular for as long as sex has been popular. So what we're saying there is that sex clubs have been around for a long time. In fact, the first recorded sex clubs show up as early as the Greek and Roman period. Of course, the clubs were't as sophisticated as they are now but they still got it on with each other in a club-like setting! And now we're noticing that as sexual barriers and taboos keep getting broken down, sex clubs are becoming more and more popular.
How To Get Into A Sex Club
Listen, it is super easy to get into a sex club! First, you have to make sure you're of age. Some clubs have different restrictions but nearly every club has a standard of being at least 18+. After that, you need a valid photo ID. This is how you will gain entry or purchase your membership. Beyond this, some clubs have special requirements, like filling out forms or attending orientations. These are all important aspects of gaining access to sex clubs so make sure you pay attention and follow the rules!
Get To Know Seattle A Bit More
We've been talking about sex clubs for a bit, but what about the city of Seattle? After all, if you're visiting Seattle and planning on hitting up a bunch of these sex clubs, it would also be nice to learn about the city as well. Seattle was founded in the 1800s as a fishing settlement. In fact, most of the fresh fish that goes out to restaurants across the United States is caught off the coast of Seattle. You can get lots of fresh fish and other foods in the world famous Pike Place Market. Seattle is also home to Starbucks, which means that people in Seattle are serious coffee drinkers! Along with coffee, other companies headquartered in Seattle include Amazon. Another great thing about Seattle is how clean the city is and how many great outdoor areas and parks there are. You may be spending a lot of time inside at these sex clubs but don't forget to enjoy the city as well!
SEATTLE SEX CLUBS REVIEWS
And now we're finally at the actual Seattle sex club reviews! Read on to see what we consider the top clubs in all of Seattle.
Now It's Time To Dive Right In!
No matter what you're into, whether it's a bathhouse, sex club, strip club, or sex events, we know you'll find exactly what you're looking for in Seattle. There are seven clubs listed above and we're pretty sure that you will love them all. So definitely take the time to visit each one of them. You'll likely end up wanting to go to a club more than once and to be honest, we don't blame you.