INTRODUCTION:

I've been a huge fan of Easysex.com and their strip club reviews since they first started doing them. It's always been my wish to be able to write my own review and now I can do that with one of my favorite Las Vegas strip clubs. I would say I had to go a few times before I could figure out what I wanted to say so this review is a mix of all my experiences with this strip club. So let's get to it.

As soon as I walked into Crazy Horse III I knew that I would like it. It's a pretty standard strip bar. It doesn't look any different from the other ones all over Las Vegas. I can't explain it but this place just feels different than other Las Vegas strip clubs. I think that you can tell early on that this place cares about making you happy. They keep things comfortable and fun. The girls are flirty and sexual. They know they look good but they're not arrogant about it either. I felt like I was a high roller just by the attention the girls were paying me. I was treated so well that I had to go back again just to see if I was going to have the same experience. And I did. That's probably the biggest praise that I can give Crazy Horse III - it's the same amazing experience every time.

ABOUT:

I think Crazy Horse III is one of the best Las Vegas strip clubs and I'm not afraid to shout it. Like I've said, just the experience of being there makes it feel better than so many other strip clubs. I mean, for one thing, it's massive. I'm talking 40,000 square feet of classy decor. It has a look that's similar to an upscale nightclub and is open 24 hours a day but I think the best time to go is actually after 8 pm. The women were unique but beautiful. There were definitely a few of them that were my type but there were other women that weren't. I still liked how this strip club had all different kinds of women and not the same blondes over and over again. It means that they actually know that people have different tastes and aren't always looking for the same thing. Also, the strippers can touch you which, if you've been at some strip clubs, you know is a great bonus but one that doesn't happen all the time. I spent at least 20 minutes with the prettiest blue-eyed brunette curled up beside me on the couch. She took care of me most of the night and so I took care of her by giving her tips all night. The girls are also always eager to chat and aren't just looking for tips. They made me feel like I was the only guy in the room.

FEATURES:

Late night menu- Feeling hungry but don't want to leave? They actually have a late night menu where you can get some pretty tasty food. I ordered sushi around midnight and it was very fresh.

The strip club that never closes- The party doesn't stop at Crazy Horse III. I'm talking 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. To test that out, I went three times in one week. I went on a Tuesday at 11:30 am, a Wednesday at 7 pm and Friday at midnight. The girls change so you'll want to go multiple times to get to know them all.

HDTVs- If you don't want to watch the girls, this strip club is actually a pretty popular spot to watch sports. They've got multiple TVs that are playing all the games. It's like double the entertainment.

All the topless women you could want- You can find all types of women here. There are some that are sweet and others that are covered in tattoos. They've all got amazing bodies though.

Multiple girls dancing- The stage is so big and the place gets so busy that you can find multiple women on stage together. I was there once and three of them were doing their thing. They were doing similar things so it felt like a choreographed routine. I'd never seen that at any another strip club.

You get what you pay for- The $20 lapdances are more than worth it.

CONCLUSION:

Crazy Horse III is really a gentleman's paradise. The girls are hot. The food is good. The music is bumping. The drinks keep flowing. They somehow manage to give you everything that you want in one place. I've been on my own, with friends and with coworkers and they all think it's a crazy good time. The employees are ready to make your night. I get all the attention I want whenever I go here. The girls always stop by to say hello, ask how my day's been and if there's anything that could make it better. If you're food snob, I recommend this place because the quality of the food is like a restaurant. It isn't the cheap fast food that you get at most other strip clubs on the Strip. The kitchen also never closes. I always order the chicken quesadillas after midnight because they're good and I can.

I recommend this place for anyone traveling to Vegas. It's close to the Strip so you don't have to drive for hours just to get to it. Also, I found out after that Crazy Horse III offers a discount for large groups so if you're looking for a place for your next birthday or a bachelor party, it's a good one to go. Looking for a crazy time? Go to Crazy Horse III!