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INTRODUCTION:
There's never been anything wrong with a little bump and grind. In fact, after a long day at work it's one of the few dependable joys in life and the Joy of Houston Strip Club just decided to put that right in their name. Once you get a bit outside of central Houston, you can tell that the attitude changes just a bit, and this gentleman's club really does reflect a much more laid back, 'fly by the seat of your pants' feeling that makes everything a lot more comfortable.
Leave all that fancy stuff downtown and push it into a lower gear. The price drops and so does the pressure. Even pulling up to this place, which is almost hard to find beside a large truck yard, gives you a good idea of how little effort they want to put into advertising this place. They know you'll get curious and make your way over in your own sweet time. Even if you want to just pay a bit of cover and watch the game that night, no problem. The Joy of Houston understands all this, and they make sure this vibe is felt during your whole evening inside their establishment.
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ABOUT:
To describe the Joy of Houston is a bit odd, because it feels just like a strip club you see in any movie, except for the crazy over the top ones in Vegas. And that definitely goes a long way to creating a really relaxed atmosphere, because sometimes you'll step into a new place and you're a bit edgy and nervous because you don't know about the other people there, or whether the dancers are going to be really pushy, or what the ordering is going to be like. But Joy of Houston is really simple. A big main room, TVs on the walls, a small DJ booth, and a stage that comes out into the audience. Faux-roman columns at least shows some effort in making the place look a bit fancier, but it's pretty clear that they'd rather save you money by not spending a ton of money on some renovations that most people are going to walk by and immediately forget, anyway.
You can go up to the bar, but there's also table service, although it's the sort of strip club where if you're constantly wondering when your drink order is going to arrive, then you did it wrong by not ordering enough drinks the first time the waitress came by. Even when Joy of Houston is busy, it's still not hectic, and it's no problem to leave your seat to use the bathroom and come back to find it still empty. You can even tell that some people come here just to watch sports, and that the hot ladies are more of a side dish, not the main course.
FEATURES:
-located in northwest Houston, right off of highway 290
-right next door to a truck stop, so it definitely gets a lot of business throughout the day, which is a nice change of pace from most strip clubs
-cover is $10 per person, and lap dances are $20 each
-'feature dancers' go far and beyond the usual striptease, and typically have really exciting pole routines and ribbon dances, where they are sometimes suspended from the ceiling
-dress code is standard: no baggy pants, no t-shirts, no bandanas
-themed events and decorations throughout the year, like halloween or mardi gras
-plenty of TVs through the main room which always has sports highlights or full games playing, so you can let your eyes wander between dancers
-excellent DJ and music mix selection, from Top 40 to hip hop to some classic rock favorites
-smoking permitted in some sections
-$5 drinks on Thirsty Thursdays
-VIP room available for rent, so it's easy to throw birthday bachelor(ette) parties
-upscale decor and lighting really adds to the atmosphere
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