INTRODUCTION:

I don't need to put up a 'spoiler alert' warning for this review when I say that there are plenty of strip clubs across the great city of Houston. A lot of them are listed right here on this website. This might be a strange start to writing about the Diamond Club Cabaret, but that's because while it is a strip club, it is not necessarily the same sort of strip club that you can expect from many other places. While there is definitely a lighted stage where people can watch a woman dance around and remove her clothes, she doesn't remove them all, and she's wearing pasties over her nipples.

Getting that out of the way in the first paragraph is important, because Diamond Club Cabaret is actually a 'bikini bar', which a lesser known term these days, but was a lot more popular back in the seventies and eighties. And that comparison is also quite useful, because a lot about this club will remind you that era, even if you weren't even old enough to go strip clubs then. This place is a bit like going backwards in time, and not just in terms of the decor, but even drink prices, if you happen to go by there during happy hour.

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ABOUT:

I've gone to the Diamond Club Cabaret three times and haven't had to pay cover, because I knew ahead of time that if you come with a ticket stub from that afternoon or night (even if you yourself didn't go to the game) you can get in for free. And that in a nutshell is what Diamond Club Cabaret is all about. It's a place where you can kind of take advantage of this place, but then, it's so old school and kitschy that if you're drinking there in first place, it more like they're taking advantage of you.

It looks like an old-school strip club, but the women don't strip all the way, so it's even stranger when you get a private lap dance. The drink prices are rock-bottom at happy hour, the decor could use an obvious upgrade, and the staff are a lot perkier and friendly than the dancers (even the DJ was hilarious, cracking internally bad jokes between acts). And whether Diamond Club Cabaret now sounds like a place you want to avoid or the kind of place you can't wait to check out for yourself says a lot more about you than anything else. It's definitely an experience you're not going to get anywhere else in Houston, and that's not nothing.

FEATURES:

-great location, close to Reliant Stadium and Minute Maid park, just west of downtown Houston

-exotic collection of dancers, from all backgrounds and nationalities

-private and huge champagne room

-offers a dayshift set that's actually worth attending

-open from 1pm to 2 am on Thursday, Friday and Saturday

-well stocked bar, so you can definitely get some of your favorite drinks

-massive TV screen that's always showing sports

-age restriction is twenty one years or older

-frequently offers free cover if you come with tickets stubs from that night game (since it's close to football and baseball stadiums) as well as rodeo events

-great deals, like no cover until 9pm, and 'Executive Wednesdays', where it's half price to access the champagne room

-happy hours runs Monday through Sunday, and it's only $3.25 for domestic beers, and $3.75 for imported

-on customer appreciation day, you can get no cover and access to the VIP room for free

-yearly membership available

-kitchen is open late

CONCLUSION:

So at first glance you might think that Diamond Club Cabaret is a real hidden gem, but then when you look a bit closer you realize it's a complete fake, but then you think about it for a while and then you're totally okay with the weirdness of the whole experience. The best way to enjoy this place is to leave every sort of expectation for a strip club - including the strippers - at the door. While the women are usually the focus when talking about adult entertainment, at the Diamond Club Cabaret the overall environment should be your focus, and the women are now more of a side attraction.

It's definitely turning the idea of the strip club upside down, or at least sideways, because this place is actually a bikini bar, if we want to use our terms correctly. There's no doubt that this will be frustrating to a lot of guests, who might stomp out in a huff after staying for only a few minutes, but for those of you with an open mind and an urge to try something a bit kitschy and different, you might crack a grin as you're getting grinded on by a woman who will never take off all her clothes.

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