INTRODUCTION:
I will start with the obvious, I am a lady that loves going to strip clubs. They turn me on, they make me happy, and they are a great place to just let loose and enjoy other ladies while in a safe space. I am not at all into ladies normally, but I have mad respect for the pole dancers and strippers of this world. It's hard work and they make it look sexy. Kudos ladies, I could never do what you do, but I sure enjoy watching you. I have been going to strip clubs since I became of age and discovered the ones where ladies dance such as The Crazy Horse Cleveland and they have become one of my favorite place to spend time on a random evening if I don't have to go to bed early. The Crazy Horse Cleveland has been my top choice since I moved to the city for work. No one expects me to be here and I can really come to enjoy myself and get a great lap dance while I am here. I know some guys don't like it at first, but once they see me (and sometimes my lady friends) having so much fun, they usually just join in. At this point I have a favorite dancer for every time I go in and it's been much more fun knowing she'll surprise me with something new each time I go in and get a lap dance from here. I truly enjoy spending time and my hard earned money on the ladies who work at The Crazy Horse Cleveland.
ABOUT:
The Crazy Horse brand is the most famous strip club brand in the world! The location at The Crazy Horse Cleveland is there to remind their customers why. It's a greatly fun strip club with some great perks for regular. The ladies who take the stage here are all very talented and so pretty! I have been coming for a while and I always leave with a mood to be up to no good and find myself a man to try what I've seen on. I am also often tempted to try a pole fitness class, but let's be honest, there is no way I could ever be as good as my favorite dancers at The Crazy Horse Cleveland. The ladies here are so impressive, they almost make it look easy. That is until you realize how much strength is required to do what they do. These ladies are athletes and I am always impressed. The ones at this strip club make sure to be the best of the best so that they can carry the brand and name of The Crazy Horse to higher levels of fame and enjoyment. Really, this place is all about enjoyment. They don't overdo it on the location, but it definitely set up for fun. They want customers to spend on the ladies, so everything is affordable from the cover to the drinks to everything else they serve so that you can put more money in g-strings and tops. I love going up to the stage and getting to tips a girl I found particularly impressive. The level of quality in the performers here will let anyone know why they are in this business.
FEATURES:
-Fantastic performers who are just stunning to watch pull their tricks on stage
-Private dances so you can have some one on one time with you favorite dancer and really tip her the way you want
-A great bar filled with all that you might want to check out
-In a great location so that it's easy to access
-Extra opening hours on Sundays when the Browns play
-Great entertainment at any time
-A great menu to choose from
-Address clearly on the top of the webpage so no one needs to look for it
-Easy to locate directions to get to them yours self or with a car service
-A map and photos so you can familiarize yourself with the location before going
-A way to sign-up online so you can get a free pass, perfect for visiting the very first time1
-Easy to find and use contact information for comments, suggestions, and questions
-A quick video on the landing page of their website to give you an idea of what happens on stage
-A name you can trust that has been in business for 40+ years
-A great place to go out with the guys or the girls or a mixed crew
-No judgment, just fun
-Great service all around, even from the bouncers who clearly just want everyone to enjoy their evening, customers and staff alike
-Performers who love their job and it shows
-Comfort and accessibility in the club which is something not all have
-A safe space to come express yourself and get turned on before heading home and finding your happiness
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