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Christie's Cabaret Cleveland Sex Club Review

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INTRODUCTION:

Christie's Cabaret is a great strip club all around and I am glad I found it while browsing the internet. Their website is attractive and well-designed so it made a great impression which led me to want to check out the place. Once I visited, it was clear that the money was not only put in their website but also in the club itself with a decor that is impressive and service that shows they treat their staff really well. The best part of the experience that first time was the dancers, seeing them doing pole tricks I had never even imagined was something of a greatly positive surprise. I was more than happy to return. Upon my second visit, I got to see even more of the beautiful ladies, being able to look past all the pole tricks and get myself a nice lap dance that turned me on so much, I had to apologize to the charming lady performing it. Seems they are used to it and as long as I remained polite and hands off, no problem were to be had. I love that they know what they are doing and what they are dealing with, giving their customers an amazing experience each time. I may not be the typical customer here, but I sure do love coming to see the ladies perform, giving myself a little extra from time to time and making sure I am very generous with the ladies when I can. Showing appreciation will get you appreciation in return if you know what I mean.

ABOUT:

Part of a chain of gentlemen's clubs, Christie's Cabaret in Cleveland is a high class, luxurious, and expansive strip club for the discerning eye. The place is packed with stunning dancers giving shows you wouldn't believe without seeing them. The club is decorated in a manner that makes it feel lush and luxurious with a dark group of colors that make it look and feel even more like the top of world in terms of strip clubs. The place is always clean and ready to host customers and their parties. The dancers are always hot and sexy, may they be dancing on stage or in your lap. The bar itself is filled with all the types of liquor one could want from bottom to top shelf with an emphasis on the best there is out there. The waitresses and bartenders are just as hot as the dancers and they do their work more than well. They entertain while they serve you and you will oftentimes find yourself eyeing them as much as the dancers on the stages or right in front of you. The food served matches the drinks, high quality and in perfect portions. Christie's Cabaret is one of those clubs that feels like it will cost you all you money but doesn't. The club it a great place to come enjoy a few hours of entertainment and great food and drinks. It's the kind of club where you can come with friends and really have a great night.

FEATURES:

-Beautiful and lux website that appeals to the eye

-Easy to navigate site with plenty photos and other extras

-Loads easily on any device so you can check it out anytime and plan your evening

-They have an app for iPhone and Android to better keep up with their events and happenings

-Luxurious and spacious strip club with great set up and comfortable places to get a nice private dance

-Amazing, state-of-the-art lights and speakers so that you can see and hear everything

-They welcome both men and women as customers, so it's a fun mix when you come for an evening out

-The dancers are absolutely beautiful and they make it look so easy to pull all those pole tricks

-Private dances available on demand and you can even get a more private spot if you want

-Their VIP Champagne suites are something else with televisions, karaoke, video games, and fireplaces

-They host the Pole Olympics which are a sight to behold

-The servers and bartenders are as sexy as the dancers so you get quite the eyeful

-You can get them to help you celebrate anything and plan any event

-Their private parties come at different price levels and they are some of the best you could ever see if not THE best ones

-Easy to find contact information to plan those parties or if you have any questions

-Corporate contact information is also easy to find on the website in case you need it

-In case you might want to stay a bit longer or grow an appetite, they offer full meals including breakfast (yes, breakfast), lunch, and dinner

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CONCLUSION:

Christie's Cabaret is a great strip club or gentlemen's club where you can see some great tricks on the poles and absolutely stunning women performing them. Being to get a bit a private time with some of them in the VIP Champagne Room is something that needs to be experienced once and needs to be done when you are in the right mood for it so that you can get the most enjoyment out of it. Try the club, see if you like the atmosphere, compare with others, and you will be back to enjoy the luxury and extravagance of this club that is a part of a chain. That means that they have standards and do not go cheap. The one in Cleveland is the only one I have visited and if it's any indication, this company runs a tight ship and knows what they are doing. They offer plenty at the Cleveland location so that you can just have a great time no matter the occasion and you can really enjoy everything there, from the dancing to the food to the drinks. Be a courteous patron and see what the ladies have to offer. Be a generous patron and see what doors open for you. Don't let the luxurious appearance of the place fool you, this is not the most expensive strip club in town, it's the best run one. They know where to put money to keep people coming back and it shows, so give them a chance and come for an evening of sexy, sensual fun.

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Pros
  • This is one of the best strip clubs in the world to me, the club at Christie's Cabaret is something else. There is so much good in here that it's hard to put into words. I would say the best part is the dancers, they are so talented and eager to please. The servers and bartenders also are but in a different way. The dancers you can make requests of, but the servers and bartenders only will help you get the food and drinks you want. If you want more, you go to the dancers. The VIP Champagne Room is something else all together. Whoever has seen a Champagne Room with a fireplace and video games? I hadn't before. This place has this so that you can really spend quality time with the dancer(s) or your choice. Having tried it on my birthday (you have to splurge sometimes), it was a great treat after a long few months of too work. I also love that they allow ladies in as customers. To some this might be uncomfortable at first, but I honestly do not think there is anything sexier than watching a lady get a lap dance from a female dancer and enjoying it. If you meet a particularly fun group of female customers, don't be afraid, talk to them, they may even be interested in you paying for a lap dance for one of them and be allowed to enjoy it too. The way the club is designed it's easy to spend a few hours or more inside and just love every minute of it.

Cons
  • On the other hand, the club at Christie's Cabaret is open to men and women and when you are in a certain mood, having ladies in the clubs besides the dancers, waitresses, and bartenders can be a bit awkward. I got used to it quickly, but I do know that at least one of my friends is not a fan. He can't have other women around or it keeps his enjoyment down. Personally, it keeps my enjoyment growing, so I don't really understand him. I mean, yeah, the first time was a bit weird getting a lap dance with a lady at the table next to me, but let's look at it this way, if said lady is in the strip club, chances are she doesn't mind strippers, their customers, or to be a customer even. I would not think that ladies who cannot stand men who get lap dances would come to a strip club or cabaret as it's called here. The ladies I have seen here are showing up for the fun, for the sexy atmosphere, and to let loose. Talk to them a bit, you never know, it might help you get over the fact that there are women in a gentlemen's club. For me they are plus, so try and keep an open mind, do not judge, and you might just enjoy yourself beyond what you expected with the ladies of the stage as well as with the ladies of the crowd. Now, don't be stupid though, the female customers are not performers, they do not come to the club to be paid to strip or anything like that, so be like the name implies and be a gentleman.

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