INTRODUCTION:
In my opinion, the best kinds of sex clubs are the ones that are an underground secret. You know what I mean: the sex clubs that you find out about through word of mouth and would never have heard of otherwise. Of course since the internet, it's been nearly impossible for such a club to exist. After all, even the underground clubs tend to have websites. The Private Club is one such sex club. They call themselves the UK's best kept secret but they are hardly a secret since they have a website and a twitter account, right? However, unless you are in the know about sex clubs, this one would definitely fly under your radar.
The Private Club is a traditional sort of sex club, which is the kind of sex club I prefer. The focus is swinging and group sex, which happens in two main large rooms. There are also some more intimate rooms and even lockable rooms that you can rent too. There are events throughout the month that cover all of the kinks and fetishes. The Private Club is a sex club built on long-lasting memberships. Yes, new guests do join but everyone knew goes through a probation period before they are a full member.
I tend to go to The Private Club with my partner as we both love to swing. However the club is open to all, including single men. Pretty much anyone can find exactly what they are looking for at this super popular sex club.
ABOUT:
When you first arrive at The Private Club, you are greeted with a bright and clean reception area. All of the amenities you could want before you dive into a night of debauchery are there: a front check in counter with all sorts of extras like beverages, snacks, robes, condoms and lube; the toilets; cozy and clean change rooms. I always think that first impressions at sex clubs are really important and I felt immediately taken care of at The Private Club, which helped to make me feel super relaxed, safe, and excited about my night there.
The rest of the club is split into two areas: a main play area and a lower play area. The main play area is a big open room with a large bed in the middle and comfortable couches and chairs surrounding it. It's the recommended starting place for when you are new to the club. The lower play area is a bit more intimate and features a smaller main room with a bed and couches, plus 3 different lockable rooms, two curtain rooms, and a glory hole wall.
Like all the good sex clubs, The Private Club has a strict set of rules they all members have to adhere to. This is so that members feels safe and want to keep coming back. The club memberships are free for couples and single women but come at cost for single men. I initially joined as a single man and found it to be absolutely worth the fees.
FEATURES:
- Located just north of the main part of Birmingham right off of a major highway.
- No parking lot but street parking is available in the area.
- There are a number of hotels in the area if you are looking to stay for a weekend or multiple nights.
- A membership is required to attend and all you need for a membership is a piece of official ID.
- Memberships are free for couples, single women, and armed forces. Single men have to pay a fee of £50 for a year or £30 for half a year.
- Occasionally guests are allowed at the discretion of management. All guests no matter their gender have to pay £20 than whatever the applicable Member fee is for a single entry.
- New members are in a probation period for 3 months where they have to visit the club at least 4 times.
- The club is opened Mondays from 12:00-4:00pm, Wednesdays from 12:00pp-4:00pm and 8:00pm-12:00am, Thursdays from 7:00pm-11:00pm, Fridays from 2:00pm-6:00pm and Saturdays from 8:00pm-2:00am.
- Features wheelchair accessible entrances, toilets, and access to nearly all of the various rooms.
- There is an outside smoking area that smokers can easily access; there is no smoking inside.
- Collect loyalty points! If you attend 4 parties in two months, your next two parties will be free.
- The facilities themselves are kept very well and professionally cleaned on a regular basis.
- Each event features are Party Host who's job is to help make other guests at ease. You can see photos of the current Party Hosts on the website.
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