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Date of Birth
32
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straight single man
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A slightly insane Welshguy
City
Boston, Massachusetts
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I'm a thouroughbred stallion of a man, my hulking frame, bulging muscular and sheer physical prowess is matched only by my thirst for dominence. I ooze authority like twelve badgers on heat, a sexual dynamo of potentially magnificent horny proportions, dampened only by my ankle biting trousers and my suspicions of the fairer sex. I have one foot in the past, one in the present and one mysteriously lost down the back of my sofa, my fashion tastes are timeless, my current haircut is deceptive, yes I may look like a cross between Stuart Little and Keanu Reeves in SPEED, but it is ORCHASTRATED chaos.At times i will arrive in college with a shave that leaves my face and chin as smooth as frozen butter. My clothes can only be bought from specialist shops if you have a note from your doctor, because at times my ample frame is clad in duds that can only be described "THE OUTFIT", other days it is as though my body has been painted with glue before being pushed down a hill thats been covered in clothes rejected by a lithuanian charity shop. My musical tastes may circle emotional hardcore but my mixture of grunge, classical, punk, and rock are anything but. I am welsh therefore i like drinking, chicks and reading books by dead french existentialists. i don't have a favourite food because "all food is pornography". Beyond nature, beyond god, beyond both nature and god, I am something else. I'm a power born of the clash between insanity and cooking deadlines. I am the force of good and evil and the uneven ground on which they struggle. I am the TallDarkChef and you should learn my name well for it may be the very sound of your doom
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